The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: A word for the uncertainty, and unease, in the world today caused by nations' debts, fluctuations in the world wide stock markets, and the volatility of the current world economy.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2008-11-21
DEFINITION: A specific name for the smell that arises from a turkey roasting in the oven.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2008-11-19
DEFINITION: n. One who claims expertise on a subject just because they read the Wikipedia page about it. v. To act like an expert while only possessing pedantic knowledge.
CREATED BY: grohldberg12 - 2008-11-16
DEFINITION: Doing redundant things before you pay for a professional to do it: like to wash and style your hair before you go to the hairdresser or to clean your house before the cleaning lady comes.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-11-16
DEFINITION: n. having to urinate or use the bathroom in some way during an extremely important event
CREATED BY: jack189 - 2008-11-11
DEFINITION: n., the act of slowly moving yourself in order to improve reception in cell phone, car radio v., to move one's self or car slowly in order to gain better reception. Often seen at stop lights.
CREATED BY: libertybelle - 2008-11-05
DEFINITION: DEFINITION: To talk to and name inatimate objects as if they can think, hear and respond. For instance, talking to your car when it won't start "Come on, Betsy, let's get going". Or while putting together something such as furniture, talking to the tools or pieces when things aren't working right..... "Oh damnit, why won't you just line up?"....
CREATED BY: mweinmann - 2008-11-03
DEFINITION: What do you call it when you go into a supermarket and some enlightened manager has decided to re-arrange all the aisles which you have painstakingly logged into your memory?
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2008-10-28
DEFINITION: Ever since the demise of doorbells and the rise of cellphones, I must admit that I am often annoyed by the evil clown who sits in the car, blowing the horn repeatedly in an attempt to pick up the guy next door, who needs a ride because he lost his license and now has to carpool to work. Know what I mean? There must be a name for that inconsiderate fool.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2008-10-28
DEFINITION: v. To ask someone who is clearly in a store uniform, perhaps on a ladder creating a display or running a cash register "Do you work here?" n. A person who doesn't know how to ask for assistance in a retail store without asking a stupid question.
CREATED BY: ladyiggy - 2008-10-25
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